"'Burgh Xmas Carol"

Yinz better wahtch aht
Yinz better not cry
Yinz better not paht
I'm tellin' yinz hauscome
Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn

He's makin' a list
He's checkin' it aht
He's gowen find aht who's nebby an' 'at
Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn
He knows if yinzes a jaggoff
He can see inside your haus
He knows if you've been workin' hard
Or sittin' on your caach

Yinz better wahtch aht
Yinz better not cry
Yinz better not paht
I'm tellin' yinz hauscome
Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn

--Courtesy Mr. Kevin Lynch.